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Getting Kinky? Put your best foot forward!
Baring my sole and bringing a man to heel.
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Alice needs YOU!
Keeping Cumming and Carry On.
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Quickie: "I hope for your sake she swallows!'
Being Uber impatient...
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Speed Dating - 'If Wes Anderson did pornography...'
“Were you optimistic enough about this evening to have deployed a tactical wank before coming out?”
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Alleyway Antics aka Sex down a side-street.
When trash talk leads to garbage sex.
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Pinned down and pounded by my best friend's Ex...
The real meaning behind an ex-istential crisis.
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The Joy Of Sex [Scrabble]
Why being a cunning linguist is better than a night out on the tiles...
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What's the solution to a disappointing night? Getting lucky the next morning...
Turning a 'Walk fo Shame' into a 'Stride of Pride'.
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Hate fucking an unbearable bastard
The tale of a man so loathesome he was somehow simultaneously a prick *and* a cunt.
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April 2025

Blowjobs for Goals - Football Fan Fellatio
Forget the old mantra 'He shoots, he scores!'. Back in 2021 I decided 'If we score, he shoots!'.
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"Call me Daddy!"
Do I want to call a hookup Daddy? Nothing could be Father from the truth...
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"I can't cum from blowjobs..." Challenge accepted!
A real blow to the ego.
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